" launching pad "

 [ "launching pads" ]

1: A slang term for Kotex maxi pads.

  * e.g.,  ... Karen: It's that time of the month again. I need to buy some pocket rockets and launching pads.  

 [ "launch pad" ]

1: When getting a chick from behind, condemless, and about to pull out, one rests his dick on the top of her ass crack and shoots his load into the air. A launch pad is truly successful when the jiz lands in her hair

  * e.g.,  ... i didn't want to get alyssa pregnant again so i pulled out and set up a launch pad 

 [ "Launch Pad" ]

1: When the subject braces both arms (usually against the arms of a chair) and lifts ones arse in the air to create a fart with more force and power behind it.

  * e.g.,  ... Steve lifted his arse off the chair and let out a thunderous fart thus nearly launching himself into the air. launch pad fart arse butt 

 [ "Launch pad" ]

1: The area in front of a business where parking valets park expensive or exotic vehicles, in an effort to impart panache to the venue.

  * e.g.,  ... Ever since I got this Ferrari the valets have been giving me a space on the launch pad 

 [ "Launch Pad" ]

1: A place where u and friends hang out or pregame before u go out to the club/ bar or party.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey man where is the launch pad this weekend. 

 [ "launch pad" ]

1: 1) Someone who boons a ball aimlessly instead of trying to pick out a team mate when playing football (soccer)

  * e.g.,  ... 1)Fucking hell Launch Pad I was free 

 [ "launch pad" ]

2: 2) a person who enjoys to winge about anything for long periods of time

  * e.g.,  ... 3)Has anyone seen Launch Pad his paper is due 

 [ "launch pad" ]

3: 3) A lazy student who never attends lectures or gets course work done.

 [ "Saint Peter's Launching Pad" ]

1: Beds in a hospital ward, usually in the emergency department, that are reserved for the sickest patients who are not expected to get better.

  * e.g.,  ... Three patients on Saint Peter's launching pad. 

 [ "Saint Peter's Launching Pad" ]

2: Named this because Saint Peter is said to guard the gates of heaven and the people on these beds are presumed to be seeing him very soon.

 [ "set up the launch pad" ]

1: to place T.P. on the seat in a public restroom before crapping.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I had to crap so bad that I almost didn't have enuogh time to set up the launch pad 

 [ "Pad Launching" ]

1:  When a girl starts her period. When Apple starts selling an awesome new version of the iPad.

  * e.g.,  ... Katy: I'm not too excited about the next four days, pad launching is tomorrow. 

 [ "Blow up on the launch pad" ]

1: To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

  * e.g.,  ... *virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight! *bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!